So your private pre-school is low on cash and you need a nifty new way to raise funds? Bake sale? No. Hike fees? No. Hire a whiskey expert to educate discerning parents for $35 a head? Yes.

Some big birthdays today as well:

Virgil was born on this day in 70 BC.

And Happy Birthday Friedrich Nietzsche, born this day in 1844. Thus Spoke Doc.

And (with much enthusiasm) Happy Birthday P. G. Wodehouse, born this day in 1884. Look to Roger Kimball to explain just why we still read the man. A smashing bit of all right, Jeeves!