Microwave popcorn kills!

Smoking Kills!

Are you sure you want a burger?

I lived in Takoma Park, MD for three years, and found it a very odd place. Awfully trendy, awfully "worldly," awfully annoying. Now perhaps the most liberal neighborhood in greater DC has a chain-sandwich store vandalized with spray-painted slogans saying "Buy Local," and one of its citizens was arrested today for spying for Iraq. Look here and here. Somehow it all just fits together, doesn't it?