Skip the cheese, eat the wrapper

Soon you will not have to unwrap those pesky cheese singles. You'll just be popping them onto your sandwich without unwrapping them, and be doing yourself a nutritional favor in the process.

It is doubtful however that this new edible food film technology will have any effect on the "Stonner" a 1,000-calorie, deep fried pork sausage kebab that all the rage in Glasgow. Round off the meal with a fried Mars Bars and an Irn-Bru and you'll be ready to shout "freedom" too. Too many of them though, and you might not look that grand in a kilt.