Have you taken the What Monarch are you quiz? Well, apparently I am King Charles V:

You are a mastermind. Sinister? No. Disconnected from humanity at times? Occasionally. But, you look out for you and yours by making alliances and by keeping quiet and striking when it's time. Try and be more humane. Don't dumb yourself down, but be sure and employ the empathy emotion more often so that you don't lose touch.

Humane? Empathy? Why don't you buzz off.