You must go and read the profile given our dear friend in blogville Enoch Soames -- you'll find it over at normblog. Some of the choice bits:

If you could effect one major policy change in the governing of your country, what would it be? > I would return the rebellious North American colonies to the Queen.

What do you consider to be the main threat to the future peace and security of the world? > Do you mean besides people?

Do you have any prejudices you're willing to acknowledge? > I am not prejudiced; I hate everyone and everything equally.

What is your favourite proverb? > Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.