A New Eastertide Tradition

From the obligatory entertaining Peeps article.

"The newest Peeps craze is Peeps jousting, according to DeLuca. To see two Peeps joust, insert a toothpick into the chest of each, place them 11/2 toothpicks apart in a microwave, and nuke them for no more than 10 seconds . "

I am certain that at the establishment where I shall be celebrating Easter, Peeps jousting will not only be practiced but taken to new heights. I see in my mind's eye a row of lady Peeps in henins distributing favors...

In fewter they cast their spears! Honor to the brave! Glory to the brave!