Welcome to Hideousness

Now this is what a summer day in Virginia should be all about. You can smell the asphalt. The sun seems to reflect off the back of your eye sockets. There is a miasma of moisture that feels like steam...it shouldn't, it's only in the low 90's, but still...it just seems like there must be water boiling somewhere. Maybe it's the Chesapeake Bay.

It's a day when you want to take all that "air conditioning ruined our social and cultural community" cultural criticism nonsense and burn it outside, where you wouldn't notice the heat.