Teeth? Did someone mention teeth? Then take a gander at this picture, which should engender fear in all reasonable members of the species, Homo sapiens. If it doesn't, hand in your membership card to the human race now, because we don't need any slackers on the team.

Now, to be sure I have my suspicions about the veracity of the photo, and I am all for growing back teeth, but it would take an Anglo-French consortium of scientists to decide that growing teeth in a chicken is a worthwhile project. Only to the sons of Perfidious Albion and to cheese eating surrender monkeys would a betoothed chicken sound like a good idea.