House Guests From Hell

So there you are, at home in Mosul. You're enjoying a fruit juice and, maybe, Buffy the Vampire Slayer beamed to your new satellite dish. How did you buy that dish? Oh, with the money that the Husseins gave you. You're a Baathist, an ex-Baathist; and now it all seems like a dream.

You're wondering if tech stocks are undervalued when the doorbell rings. And when you open it, guess who's there?