I have ignored all post Election John Kerry stories, because I don't believe in encouraging the man. Ignore him, I say, and he will go away. But this story, brought to us by the writer of my current bathroom reading , the PJ O'Rourke, cannot be ignored. The Man Who Wanted to be President is now the Man Who Would be Dictator. The media he argues needs to be "arbitrated". That First Amendment, it has to go. It's too mean to poor John Kerry.