Monday, May 03, 2004

George Saintsbury on Some Suggestions for a Newest English Dictionary:

IDEALISM: Dollars.

TEMPERANCE: Being in a temper with those who temperately enjoy themselves.

BROAD-MINDEDNESS: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.

MENTALITY: A state of somebody else's mind that you dislike or don't understand.

GESTURE: Word stripped of all proper meaning, and therefore usable at indiscretion.

VICTIMISATION: "Making the doer suffer" -- which the Greeks thought was right and "Labour" thinks wrong.

PSYCHOLOGY: Something like "gesture" and "mentality," ie. used without meaning. For instance, a husband writing to his wife, once expressed desire for a divorce because "your psychology is impossible." He did not mean that she had written a bad book or held erroneous opinions on the subject. He only wanted to get rid of her.


And on politics, The Two Commandments of "Labour":

(1) Nobody else shall have anything that I have not.

(2) Somebody else shall pay for everything that I have.

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