Eurovision Song Contest

I noticed on BBC that they are asking for Eurovision 2004 song contest lyrics. Whenever I see this, for good or ill, I always think of the tv show Father Ted, when Ted and fellow Catholic priest Father Cilley submitted lyrics and won. The song was "My Lovely Horse":

My lovely horse running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist,

My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night,
Like a train in the night.

I am laughing right now.